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Funny Answering Machine Messages...CZYLI CO AMERYKANIE NAGRYWAJĄ NA SWOJE AUTOMATYCZNE SEKRETARKI
Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO. Bless you, my child, and have a nice day.
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.
[In a bored voice] Heaven, God speaking...
Hello. I'm not at home right now because I'm out making changes in my life so leave a message and if I don't call you back, you're probably one of those changes. (BEEP)
Anglik przychodzi do recepcji hotelowej w Polsce i mówi do recepcjonistki: "Two teas to room two two". A recepcjonistka na to: "Pam param pam pam".